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Our 5-year-old still has a bed-wetting problem, especially when he is too tired from his day time activities. Here is one of those stories according to Daddy.

It was a Sunday night, after a really long day (visiting friends, late lunch in a newly opened dim-sum place, lots of playing and running in the park). As usual, Daddy told William a story to help him sleep. It turned out they both fell into sleep almost instantly.

Then William peed in his dream…

Since the big guy was lying next to the little guy, and since the big guy was heavier, most of the liquid crawled to the big guy’s pants.

“No!!!!” The big guy finally woke up and screamed.

“What Daddy?” The little guy woke up as well, a little confused by what he saw.

“Daddy - did you wet my bed?”

“NO, I didn’t!”

“Then why are your pants so wet?”

“Why? Because YOU peed in your bed! And not only that - you wet my pants, too!” The big guy was clearly upset.

The little guy thought for a while, shook his head and said, “Daddy, you REALLY shouldn’t have worn those pants!”

“William - I don’t think THAT is the real problem!” said the big guy, “The real problem is SOMEONE PEED IN HIS BED!”

Silence. Then, in a very concerned voice, the little guy broke the silence, “Daddy - you REALLY need to talk to Mommy…”

“Why is that?”

“Three bottles! Remember? Mommy gave me three bottles of juice today! Who can hold up that much water?!”

He was right - I did took three small bottles of his favorite juice to the dim-sum place.

Nice try William… and we still love you

Posted on Tuesday, April 15th, 2008; filed under He Said She Said, Baby Challenges. You can follow responses to this entry via the RSS 2.0 feed. You can also trackback from your own site.
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